She clearly has a soft side, and cares deeply for people who get close enough to her. Let's not get lost in the superficial, though. Her bright red hair (or maybe it's brown-ish, I dunno, I'm colorblind) matches her fiery temper, and her glasses add a stylish bit of intellectual panache to her overall look. Her minimalist fashion sense reflects her plainspoken personality - no frills, pure efficiency, with just a bit of an edge. What makes Kinzie so perfect? Well, first things first, she's just gorgeous. Related: New Saints Row Game Not Scheduled To Release Until After March 2021 Kinzie Kensington, a certified cinnamon roll with a heart of gold and the personality of a habitual Reddit user. The best woman in gaming - the only woman that matters, really. Too cynical.īut then, she came to me like a vision in a hoodie that probably smells like dank armpit and Hot Pockets. There was no way that this game could warm the cooled cockles of my frigid heart - not like it used to. The years have really done a number on me, after all, and every day I feel myself get one step closer to the grave on this binch of an earth.
I went into The Third Remastered with fresh eyes. Yeah, adulthood's really changed me.īut one thing that hasn't changed since high school is how much of a thing I have for Kinzie Kensington, the Saints Row franchise's resident snarky tech genius.
I get really stoned and watch The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas at two in the morning, then order an original theatrical poster and forget about it until I wake up.